Are You a Cosmo Girl or a Jezebel?

Cosmopolitan Magazine has long been hailed as the premiere “women’s magazine” – the one, in other words, that best teaches women how to comply with even the most random and obnoxious male whims with a gracious smile and a curtsy. There is an endless, if not intrusive, bombardment of “real male thoughts,” the secrecy of which the lucky female reader may uncover. Rest assured, ladies: whatever you’re currently doing, it’s not enough. And never fear; you need not discover your personal preferences alone – there are strange men volunteering for Cosmopolitan Magazine who can determine your desires for you. Aren’t you lucky?

Ahem.

However, there are alternatives to this type of social defecation. If you would prefer instead to peruse articles with witty social commentary regarding relevant – or entertainingly irrelevant – events, personalities and news, Jezebel.com might be more your speed. The site offers writers with style, sass and class. Watch breathlessly as these snarky correspondents maneuver belligerently through a patriarchal culture inundated with sexism and emerge victoriously, byline waving proudly in a temporarily-cloudless, egalitarian sky.

Or, you could just read up on “Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Freak Him Out.” Whatever blows your skirt up.   

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About GoddessBlue

I'm a pansexual socialist feminist and part-time Theist; I'm a tutor and freelance blogger/writer and mess around with fiction in my spare time. I also like to whore around and I have a tendency to spank people.

Posted on February 9, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. This is the perfect blog for anyone who wants to know about this topic. You know so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I really would want…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years.

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